Moi Koi! Photo Reproduction Art Print

Dear Customer,

You will receive a high quality art print on the best archival paper that I could afford on the best printer that left me bankrupt; of one of the most hilarious scenic rout taken upon man. I will sign it and number it. I plan to print only 200 of these bad boys.

His decision to travel the waters is filled with laziness. Whats 4 more days out at sea for a fish who doesn't mind? The window of opportunity is a low barrier to conceive. When I gotta tell you, "Eeek! It is Moi Koi". It is no longer a take on my child hood inspiration Homer Simpson of whom I aliken to my own parents. Easily identified by someone with humor. Painted by Bao and Gunned downed by my Mom my version is easily fabricated beyond means of restoration effort. She transformed a lot of my paintings single handed, and I don't mind. My initial painting was kind of boring and not too shabby, but when my Mum surprised me with a work of art, I was well pleased.

See, we both took an Adult Education class together and this was the result. Felice to ya'll. I am now a bonafide life long learner and emeritus. At least that was the turning point in my life so young to endear the elderly and without proof. I'm practically 20 more years or so when this was made by the three of us. One of our classmates is credited with coining the name, "Moi Koi". It was her naming that made me smile and kept on going. Because I am lazy but I always try to hide that. And we are all fishes in the sea. Don't you see?

Blatantly lazy devoid of warring every 4 consecutive years, one after ... can I have an extended vacation with my family please ... someone just got married to the ocean and the fishes in the sea. I promise I'll pay y'all back. One of these stalemates will make a New Year's resolution for me to only paint 5-7.

-Bao-Nguyen Doan
A.K.A Tiem
2-16-2021

Shipping: Expect 1-5 Weeks Delivery Time in United States via USPS or UPS.
Printed on good enough paper so you won't have to buy again for some time, unless you really want to then I won't stop that! No, not at all...That my guarantee! Refundable only when you've changed your mind and you don't want my art anymore and it will only happen if you send back to me the art piece that I had sent out to you in perfect condition. And you only have 30 days to do even that or I won't accept the return. Administrative stuff is so very heard. No questions asked, I'll just inspect the goods and vent fume on forums and twitter so stay tuned and keep me in your circle! Thanks. I prefer that you trash it and let me keep your money. I gotta eat. Then we'll find out how really valuable my art truly is, hi-hi. It may even serve as a place for your pooch to poo on. Although I prefer it on your walls for y’all to see and praise and glorify. Email me for 1:1 exchanges of another artwork, equal or lesser value. And I will begin the excruciating long process of it. About it.